Dowcipy

When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash heap of history,
I knew he was a
demagogue.
When that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was an evil
empire, I knew he was a dangerous
kook.
When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War
by
escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored
nuclear
annihilation.
When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated
its past,
I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan
had
nothing to do with it.
Because if that fool Reagan was right all
along...
...what kind of fool am I?